Malian club Djoliba AC handed each of their players a brand-new motorbike for finishing second in the Malian league but with a strict rulebook attached.
The bike has some outstanding Do’s and Don’ts:
No picking up girlfriends or side chicks. No using the bike for okada (commercial riding).
Bikes are for training and matchdays only.
The club’s board made it clear: the gesture is to improve punctuality and commitment, not fuel side hustles or distractions.
“Show up early, stay sharp, and leave the romance and side gigs at home!” one club insider joked.